i hate mum's computer

Its like having another dog in the house. I have to compete with it for her attention.

but I will prevail. I just have to figure out how to sell it on ebay. then we'll see who gets all the love.

today, mum let me loose outside. So I decided to check on all the neighbors and bark at those who wouldn't come out and play with me. And of course I had to bark at those who would. I'm an equal opportunity barker, you know.

I heard mum order pizza delivery. excellent. another bark opportunity.

This is where I hang when mum is on the internets with that computer thing. I hope I'm putting fleas in her hair.

harumph.