Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sad B-Dawg

Prez Laura and Couzin Em have left the B-dawg alone with Mum.

Mum is OK, I guess. I mean, she's no Prez Laura, and Couzin Em has these AWESOME fingernails, just perfect for scritching the B-dawg belly.


Don't get me wrong, I love Mum. But Prez Laura makes bacon. Its hard to top the bacon.

Oh well. I miss them. I'm sad and depressed. I've been sleeping all day. Mum isn't near as fun or treat friendly. Prez Laura also shared Brie and some other cheeze. AND CHEESECAKE!!!! I've been dreaming about it while I sleep. Cheesecake while you sleep is so much better than kibble when I'm awake.

I'm sure I can love Mum again.... perhaps if she starts making bacon???

Monday, May 28, 2007

Hi, We can't come to the blog right now...

But if you leave your name, number, and a dawg treat, we'll get back to you!

Holidayz are awesome.

Monday, May 21, 2007

B-Dawgs aren't for everyone

Lots of people aren't up for the challenge and adventure that is the B-dawg. Its OK. I totally understand. I'm a high energy, high volume ride of love and adorable-ness. We B-dawgs, we're work, ya know. We're not for the faint of heart.

So these chums have made something for those of you who aren't ready for the prime time B-dawg-ness. A sort of training wheel for you.

Meet the Perfect Petzzzz.... are "cute sleeping puppies and kittens that offer unconditional love and are maintenance-free. They look so lifelike - you can even see them breathe!"

So, you can practice before you committ to B-dawg ownership. They even have kittehs, though why, I don't know, because everyone knows that all cats do anyway is sleep all day. Get a real one.

Mum inserts: They don't shed, Baxter (NEITHER DO I!!!!) and no litter box - a big improvement if you ask me. Can you believe this? People actually pay for this stuff. They actually have a picture of some lady petting on of these while she's in her cubicle at work! "There's a sucker born...."

Sunday, May 20, 2007

weekend schedule...

Between naps with mum, barking at those stupid cats, and getting mum to give me treats, this is what I did this weekend...

Ah, yes, I'd like a steak buritto - hold the rice, beans, and tortilla...what? Yes, I just want the steak. And a big glass of water. Whats that? no sauce. Thanks! (Whoops, mum! I'm all out of cash. Can you get this...great! I'll pay you back later.)

Lots of barn time with the ponies. Here is me and JorJor with her pony Dutchess - they bred Dutchess this year - what ever that means. All I know is JorJor likes to scratch me and Dutchess is small, so I don't feel like she's gonna eat me.

And walkin' round the neighborhood, chasin squirrels, and peeing on peoples plants. 'Cept this lady is crazy. What, does she think dogs can read? I mean, I CAN, but most dogs aren't the B-dawg, ya know.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lap dawg...

I was trying to sleep but mum and her camera.... Yes, that is my hind leg under my chin. While mum works all day, I do yoga.

Since mum woke me up (grumble) I demanded a chewy.

Mum says that if I keep using my paws like this, I'll almost have opposable thumbs. I have no idea what that means, except that it has something to do with getting a job and earning my keep. That does not sound fun.

Enough already, WOMAN. Leave the B in peace.


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Mum's toy

Mum's 'puter has a built in camera for something called chatting. But its got cool effects and takes pictures too. So we played some tonight. Pardon the poor lighting.
I am SO cute - even in sepia.

Why, the better to see you with, my dear.

I swear that my nose isn't that big and cold in the morning like Mum says it is....

What's better than one B-dawg? Why TWO B-Dawgs, of course!!!!

Say, mum, does this mean I get TWO treats now instead of one? (had to try, you know....)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Aw, Come on Mum...

Can't you let a B-dawg sleep?

Notice in top photo - cute little paw peeking out, and elephant toy in background. spoiled dog.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Hey big Bro, can I have some?

puh-leeeeeze? Can I huh huh huh?

Sure Kid. Eat up. Though why a carnivore would eat flax seed and grain is beyond me.

Friday, May 04, 2007

I am SO SO Excited!!!

Guess what!
Really, guess what? (that's what becca-boo taught me)

Tomorrow is.... a Baxter fan club holiday!


I am so so excited!!!!

So, Happy Birthday Prez Laura!!! Wish I could be there to dance for you in person!
Da B-Dawg.