Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Bigger than a bread box?

In a word, "No."

But a toaster? Maybe. Especially if its not a bagel toaster.

You can see, I was not amused my Mum's latest story. Apparently some of you (ahem AUNT PIXIE ahem) had thought I was like HUGE or something, like 15 lbs! Can you believe that?

Let me tell you, B-dawgs are like diamonds - small, beautiful, and highly desired.

So I told mom to take some "frame of reference photos" after my bath tonight.

Here's one:

See? This is not a big laptop mum has - its only a 12 inch power book.

Now, wait. that's not a good angle. I finally had to tell Mum "GET DOWN HERE ON THE FLOOR WITH ME, WOMAN! AND GET ME A TREAT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT" (I am still not pleased with her current abandonment of the b-dawg this weekend. harumph.

Enough with the mundane, Mum. LEts do something different... get that wine bottle down so I can show 'em.

oh. sorry.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Little sisters... gah

This is me and Barley at Christmas. Barley and I are from the same litter, and you can see who got all the good looks.

Barley barks at EVERYTHING, even things that aren't there. Mum says that she sees dead people. I'm all "whatev, shut UP, sis. " Gahd. Annoy-ING.

Anyway, I hope you all had a fab-u-lous Christmas. I got to celebrate New Years at a party Just For Me! At least until they started with the fireworks - then mum and I were all "see ya."

Here's hoping your 2008 is rockin!