Friday, November 11, 2005

a week gone by

OK - so mum has taken me to work a few times. That's ok. I suppose its better than chillin' in the bathroom.

But more importantly, we had a photo shoot - or she took photos and I goofed off. Excellent.

Check out my styling attire - cold front moved through and mum makes me wear this. I'll be the laughing stock of dogs everywhere.

I've been trying to tell Mum that the cats are the devil. She might finally be catching on - she didn't touch these photos up - I swear. We have several more. Malley cat is definitely the devil.

I wish mum would let me roam the house during the day - how else am I supposed to keep an eye on this guy? Someone needs to.

That's all for now. Peace, love and kibble.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

home alone - again

So I got to play with mum last night - but I though I could jump off the couch. OUCH! that hurt - so I'm on the D/L. Mum freaked out a bit about it - she wouldn't let me walk around anywhere after that. Which is okay with me, because I like chewing on her fingers. She tastes interesting.

I woke up lonely at 3 AM and made sure everyone knew about it. And it happened again at 5 AM but this time I got to go play "attack mom's feet while she's in bed." That was REALLY cool. Then Tinkerbell jumped on the bed, and I barked at her. For some reason she doesn't like me. I don't know why - She could totally beat me up just by sitting on me, but cats - who understands em? Not me.

I tried to mark my territory on mum's bed this morning. You know, to make sure the cats know who's boss. Mum was not pleased. I found myself in the middle of a pee pad in the bathroom before I could say, "Look, mom!!!" Hmmm.... I wonder if she wants me to mark other spots?

She keeps yelling at me when I wander to the cat food - I mean, man, I just want to smell the stuff, I'm not going to eat it. But noooooo - Baxter isn't allowed near the cat food. Rubish. Stinkin' cats run the place.

Mum left me home alone again today - I don't know what I'll do. I've got this great shreek that rattles the windows and makes the neighbor's dog bark. I wonder if I can make it louder. I think I'll practice today.

Anyway, tomorrow is friday. Mum said she MIGHT take me to work with her tomorrow. yeah, right. It smells there. But lots of people like me there. We'll see.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Well, I'm here now

So mom says she'll put some pictures of me up soon - ha. We'll see. After leaving me home ALL DAY for my first day, I got to go to work with her yesterday. And I was adored by millions world wide. Seriously, I was SO good - didn't hardly make a peep and I even got to go to several meetings with mom and hang out in her coat. Someone called her a kangaroo but I don't know what that means.

Today, I'm stuck at home. With the darn cats, who don't want to play with me at all. Mom tried to play a little this morning but she was all "Sleep, Baxter. Lets snooze." I keep telling her sleep is for woosies and cats, but apparently she doesn't speak Baxter yet. I'm trying to train her, but she's slow.

I barked at Tinkerbell this morning. That was fun. She ran like I was a pit bull. Very cool. I must be really scary.

I hope mom comes home soon. I hate the bathroom and really hate the puppy gate. Besides, I can tell mom needs serious attention. Its going to be tough work to take care of her - she's not easy, you know.

more later!