
In a word, "No."
But a toaster? Maybe. Especially if its not a bagel toaster.
You can see, I was not amused my Mum's latest story. Apparently some of you (ahem AUNT PIXIE ahem) had thought I was like HUGE or something, like 15 lbs! Can you believe that?
Let me tell you, B-dawgs are like diamonds - small, beautiful, and highly desired.
So I told mom to take some "frame of reference photos" after my bath tonight.
Here's one:

See? This is not a big laptop mum has - its only a 12 inch power book.
Now, wait. that's not a good angle. I finally had to tell Mum "GET DOWN HERE ON THE FLOOR WITH ME, WOMAN! AND GET ME A TREAT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT" (I am still not pleased with her current abandonment of the b-dawg this weekend. harumph.

Enough with the mundane, Mum. LEts do something different... get that wine bottle down so I can show 'em.

oh. sorry.
