home alone - again

So I got to play with mum last night - but I though I could jump off the couch. OUCH! that hurt - so I'm on the D/L. Mum freaked out a bit about it - she wouldn't let me walk around anywhere after that. Which is okay with me, because I like chewing on her fingers. She tastes interesting.


I woke up lonely at 3 AM and made sure everyone knew about it. And it happened again at 5 AM but this time I got to go play "attack mom's feet while she's in bed." That was REALLY cool. Then Tinkerbell jumped on the bed, and I barked at her. For some reason she doesn't like me. I don't know why - She could totally beat me up just by sitting on me, but cats - who understands em? Not me.

I tried to mark my territory on mum's bed this morning. You know, to make sure the cats know who's boss. Mum was not pleased. I found myself in the middle of a pee pad in the bathroom before I could say, "Look, mom!!!" Hmmm.... I wonder if she wants me to mark other spots?

She keeps yelling at me when I wander to the cat food - I mean, man, I just want to smell the stuff, I'm not going to eat it. But noooooo - Baxter isn't allowed near the cat food. Rubish. Stinkin' cats run the place.

Mum left me home alone again today - I don't know what I'll do. I've got this great shreek that rattles the windows and makes the neighbor's dog bark. I wonder if I can make it louder. I think I'll practice today.

Anyway, tomorrow is friday. Mum said she MIGHT take me to work with her tomorrow. yeah, right. It smells there. But lots of people like me there. We'll see.